Drum-roll please…
For Week 2:
Cheyinka/the_omelet would've won, at over 30K, but does not count this year due to repetitive insane writing mojo.
#2 is… me… and i don't give myself prizes. Well, i do, but i call it "wasting my paycheque" and i do it every week anyway.
#3 is Cheloya/cheloya, at 21 316 words. Yay Cheloya!

I'm not going to bother re-posting the card pictures because they're the same as last year, nothin' new here. E-mail design choice and address to bubblejets@gmail.com and i'll send 'em out.